Fred the Postman of 30 years was retiring so on his last day people on
his route showed their appreciation in a variety of ways. The first
house that Fred stopped at they gave him a card with $50 in it. The
second house gave him dinner certificates for he and his wife. When Fred
arrived at the third house he was greeted by the lady of the house who
invited him in and lead him upstairs where she made mad passionate love
to him. After their lovemaking she lead him downstairs where she
prepaired an exquisite Breakfast for him. After finishing the Breakfast
she served him a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Fred noticed a $1 bill
between the cup and the saucer and asked about it and the lady of the
housed explained.
When I told my husband of your retirement and asked what we should do
for you he said "fuck him, give him a dollar", the breakfast was my
idea"


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