A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO

standing in front of the paper shredder with a piece of paper in hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is important and my secretary has left.

Can you make this thing work?"

"No problem,sir," said the up-and-coming executive.  He

mattery-of-factly turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the

machine.  "I just need one copy."