From Jon Carrolls' column in the 11/18/96 "San Francisco Chronicle":

This is a list of put-downs allegedly taken from the "S206 forms" which
are British Royal Navy fitness reports.

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity"

"He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction"

"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and started to dig"

"In my opinion, this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250
feet"

"This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot"

"She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them"

"Works well when under constant supervision, and when cornered like a
rat in a trap"