A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell, but his buddy's wife answers.

"Hi is Tony home?""No he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?""No. Come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest

breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell - a hundred

bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've

just got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives

Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on

the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know your weird

friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Did he drop off the 200

bucks he owes me?"